I just bonded spiritually with a vending machine.
I put in 75 cents, and pressed the Dr. Pepper button.
The Saintly machine handed me two Dr. Peppers, and then 20 cents fell graciously into his change tray.
"Go, my child," He spake, "enjoy the fruits of industry, and buy a piece of candy with that extra 20 cents."
And so I did.
And it was good.