Jayne versus Hurley!
jayne_serenity: At least I dont look like Im carrying around twice my own body weight in dumnb and fat.
thehurleyabides *pushes Jayne*
This weight will crush you, little boy dude.
jayne_serenity: *shoves him back, having about the same bodyweight, but most of it in muscle*
get off me dough boy
thehurleyabides:*knees Jayne in the gut*
This fat's padding, little dude. Gonna have to try harder then that.
jayne_serenity: *hits him in the jaw, intending to knock him out with little damage*
thehurleyabides: *bloody lip*
Dude, that one hurt. I used to know kung fu...
*does crane kick*
Ralph Macchio is my hero, dude!
jayne_serenity: *blocks it easily, as his cell phone goes off*
gorram it SHeldon....
thehurleyabides: *tosses alcohol on Jayne and runs away*
Last word! Last word!
Okay, it made *me* laugh hysterically. Have I mentioned my undying love for fandomhigh?