post #1: 9:50 am
I woke up this morning, took a shower like every average 17 year old teenager getting ready for school. I went into the dining room and behold: 100 clit cookies are sitting on the table. I go up stairs and see another woman in my moms bed. I ask why is there clit cookies on the table? The response: because we have a muff day party friday. I just repeated like any other time something like this happens, "you're weird". I do not live in a normal household. Nope. I live with two weird lesbian parents. So this is part of my day.
post #2: 10:23 am
There is left over icing sugar from the clit cookies. Now my mom is talking about making boob cupcakes. Nothing is normal here. Not even me. She did not even have to tell me where she was going because I was already there.