So, seriously, wtf. How did we advertise anything? How are we tricking people into donating money? THE ONLY TWO SIGNS WE HAVE IN THE STORE SAY "EMPLOYEES ONLY" AND "NO FOOD OR DRINK"
To which nadmonk replied:
Ah yes! But if you take some of the letters from "EMPLOYEES ONLY" and "NO FOOD OR DRINK" and rearrange them you get:
money for n orleens plood
Which is alot like: Money for N. Orleans Flood
So clearly that's a statement that your procedes will go to the flood victims!