And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen (_redpanda_) wrote in metaquotes,
And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen
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It's the Battle of Jim Steinman's Bitches!

Celine Dion or Meatloaf? You decide! (Personally, I think Mr. Loaf is a nice fella and he actually HAS several kids so he can't be all THAT bad, but it could also be that Celine terrifies me.) Some of the responses so far:

jimbojones: It would have been a more difficult choice if you'd specified "gentle, caring, intimate sex." But you left the door open for a rough-and-tumble headboard-denting grudgefuck, so Celine was the obvious choice.
quantumbitch: Is this implying you'd like a snuggle spoon session with big, cuddly Meatloaf?

t_rexmundi: Given that choice, I gotta go with Celine. Though if *I'm* going to be ashamed to talk about it afterwards, I'll make sure she is too.

rootie_kazootie: Celine has more money. Sex with me would make her leave her husband and give me all her money. I'll do her, take her money and make her stay with her husband. I'd also make her move back to Canada.

ntang: I choose death.
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