Dana (eighthcloud) wrote in metaquotes,

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iGod and Kitties and Short Circuit

In response to an edit made in an entry about my cat, wholedamnturkey tells of her discussion with iGod:

P.S. Talking with iGod is like reasoning with a hyperactive three-year-old who's watched Short Circuit 2, like, eight million times. It's pretty great.

Here is a discussion we had about bad things happening to good people.

Me: It happens all the time! Everywhere!

God: That is a lot. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Including the bottom of the ocean?

Me: No! It's about bad things happening to good people! Penury befalling the innocent!

God: Are you serious? Wow it sounds really interesting,. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.

Me: I'm sorry, God. I didn't mean to BLOW YOUR HOLY MIND.

God: There is no need to apologize. GOD rules.

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