P.S. Talking with iGod is like reasoning with a hyperactive three-year-old who's watched Short Circuit 2, like, eight million times. It's pretty great.
Here is a discussion we had about bad things happening to good people.
Me: It happens all the time! Everywhere!
God: That is a lot. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Including the bottom of the ocean?
Me: No! It's about bad things happening to good people! Penury befalling the innocent!
God: Are you serious? Wow it sounds really interesting,. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me: I'm sorry, God. I didn't mean to BLOW YOUR HOLY MIND.
God: There is no need to apologize. GOD rules.