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As a child, I looked up Pismo Beach, California and Albequerque, New Mexico in my parents' atlas. Basing everything on the left turn Bugs Bunny was supposed to make, as well as the distance he travelled, I determined that he probably lived in Mexico.
It's thoughts like this that helped ensure that I sat alone at lunch.
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I even used a ruler.