"Not like my first one, a birthday present from my (male gay) best friend, which was quickly christened the Big Pink Death Cock. It was difficult to hit one spot accurately when using it externally, and I plain couldn't use it internally - damn thing wouldn't fit. The most entertainment I got out of it was from standing it on end, turning it on and watching it waltz around on the table."
TMI Chix are fun and funny!
"Not like my first one, a birthday present from my (male gay) best friend, which was quickly christened the Big Pink Death Cock. It was difficult to hit one spot accurately when using it externally, and I plain couldn't use it internally - damn thing wouldn't fit. The most entertainment I got out of it was from standing it on end, turning it on and watching it waltz around on the table."
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fieryphoenix laments Superhero Privilege: I'm a little jealous of how their leader can run around in a sports bra, bulgy tights, and a…
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Remember all those Fanficrants about what your Avatar OC wasn't allowed to bend?
joe_pwnz_pete's warning about headcanons and assumption brought back such memories: People are salty that they made assumptions about…
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(Anonymous): I love the whole "contrasting dicks" thing as well. Like "the other man was thinner, but longer" Like why…
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EMPOWERING ACTION GARB ACTIVATED!
fieryphoenix laments Superhero Privilege: I'm a little jealous of how their leader can run around in a sports bra, bulgy tights, and a…
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Remember all those Fanficrants about what your Avatar OC wasn't allowed to bend?
joe_pwnz_pete's warning about headcanons and assumption brought back such memories: People are salty that they made assumptions about…
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cue piano music
(Anonymous): I love the whole "contrasting dicks" thing as well. Like "the other man was thinner, but longer" Like why…