Accomplishment for today:
I convinced my entire branch that the phrase Wanting: X of X Target was a valid way to refer to the status of a project.
Hence, Wanting: 2 of 0 Target means that there are two milestones remaining, and Wanting: 2 of 1 Target means that there are two milestones remaining one of which cannot be completed at the present time.
They nodded sagely and went away, and I have already seen one status report referring in shorthand to a completed project as Wanting 0 of 0 Target.
Or, as the shorthand would put it, "w00t".