AN ENIGMA GAVE A PARADOX A VERY SPECIAL HUG (melayneseahawk) wrote in metaquotes,
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On Historically-Challenged Mary-Sues

celleri_kun, in bad_rpers_suck. Quoted, with permission.

This is the whole post, but it's not too long. My first post here, too, but celleri_kun's been quoted lots.

Dear Mary-Sue:

First, two words: Salic Law.. In a game where we go by the historical accuracy of the fucking weather, you are a woman-- you do NOT have the means to build "four estates" in Scotland, and if you DID, your ass would be married and full of Sue-spawn instead of traipsing around the country.

Second, let's have a round of Mind of Mencia's "Out The Beaner": you are not half-Spanish, you are Mexican. Being "bronze-skinned, raven-haired, and mocha-eyed" is a nice way of saying swarthy. Spain is a country in -- get this-- Europe. There is a reason why South and Central America is full of people with "bronze" skin, and it ain't their Spanish heritage. You're white, get over it.

Third, why the FUCK is your first name MacKenzie when your last name is MacGregor? I realize your Spanish mother, being Latina and all, would know jack about Scottish names, but shouldn't your father have had common sense?

Reading your intro was like waiting for a sneeze; it burned, it made my eyes water, and my expression must have been hilarious. I don't even have anything witty to say to this. Just, please stay away from my character. -_-;
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