I'm half-doomed and you're semi-sweet (likelystory) wrote in metaquotes,
I'm half-doomed and you're semi-sweet
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In this post, michaela_judith attempts to get rid of customers who insist on staying past closing time.

At 9:45, I start singing bits of songs in Spanish, and then in Japanese, hoping that they’ll believe I’m speaking in tongues and possessed and therefore dangerous to be around.

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By 9:50 I’m acting out a soap opera with myself, all in Spanish: Jorge, a dashing Mexican professor, has found out both his lover and his wife are pregnant, either by him or his evil half-alien identical brother, Manolo. Drama ensues.
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