Jaie (jaie) wrote in metaquotes,
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ihavemeaning is having cat troubles...

I have just unsuccessfully challenged one of my felines to unparalleled level of activity. I approached her corpulent bod, stretched out on the kitty tower and proclaimed, “Greta, you’ve been sleeping in that same spot all day. Why don’t you go do something constructive with your time?”

Half opening her eyes, Greta licked a paw and stared at me lazily. Then I thrust a mouse shaped toy in her general direction and cried, “here’s a catnip toy, okay? Why don’t you and Basil go off and get high or something?” But my feline has a more pressing agenda to attend to. Ignoring my pleas, Greta rolled over and promptly fell back asleep.

I guess not every kitty can be an overachiever.


It was the "here’s a catnip toy, okay? Why don’t you and Basil go off and get high or something?"...she's a kitty drug dealer now!!
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