Julia (indigolovesyou) wrote in metaquotes,
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A little gem from darbdash from the comments of this thread in bad_sex...



No matter how much I've heard talk of clothespins and ladders, and no matter how many times I've *almost* walked in on something, and no matter how many times in my youth I *accidentally* came across my Dad's porn selection, I know the truth.

My parents have never had sex. I was found on their doorstep, deposited by the underpants gnomes. My sister was dropped off by the Easter Bunny, as the stork had more pressing matters.

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