Garrett Fitzgerald (sarekofvulcan) wrote in metaquotes,
Garrett Fitzgerald
sarekofvulcan
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teh_oregano knows how to deal with bigoted customers.

I stepped back inside, unlocked the cabinet that has my personal stuff in it, and rummaged around in my purse until I found my black lipstick. I stepped back into the box, stood on tiptoe, and started drawing a weird shape around her face on the glass. I was doodling, just drawing at random.

Customer: What do you think you're doing?
Me: Preparing a hex. Stand still, please.

She left for some odd reason. How rude! Doesn't she have any idea how hard it is to damn someone to the monkey level of hell?! Especially with lipstick! It isn't evil enough. I needed to use my eyeliner, because black eyeliner is made from the blood of the damned or something like that.
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