"I want an ant's strength to pick up X times their body weight. And a spider's ability to shoot webbing out their ass. Just 'cause." -- quietus_x
"*giggle* That reminded me of a campaign I was in -- set early Marvel universe. The X-Men were still the original five, and we'd started hearing about a "Spider-man" running around New York City.
Our characters were in NYC for a trip, and found some robbers webbed up to a lightpost. They begged us to cut them down, but my character said, "There's no WAY I'm touching someone's butt-splooge!"
Okay. Maybe ya hadta be there. But we laughed." -- clawfoot
Butt-spooge is now my new favorite word. :D