Invading a personal space near you (blunder_buss) wrote in metaquotes,
Invading a personal space near you

Over at bad_rpers_suck, the members spork a horrible RPing profile that involves a mutant who can turn into any animal but NOT THOSE ICKY BUGS EW OMGWTF.

"I want an ant's strength to pick up X times their body weight. And a spider's ability to shoot webbing out their ass. Just 'cause." -- quietus_x

"*giggle* That reminded me of a campaign I was in -- set early Marvel universe. The X-Men were still the original five, and we'd started hearing about a "Spider-man" running around New York City.

Our characters were in NYC for a trip, and found some robbers webbed up to a lightpost. They begged us to cut them down, but my character said, "There's no WAY I'm touching someone's butt-splooge!"

Okay. Maybe ya hadta be there. But we laughed."
-- clawfoot

Butt-spooge is now my new favorite word. :D

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