Sephiroth: Cloudy-woudy! I killed that nasty nasty Aeris so that we can be together now!
Cloud: Sephy-weffy! You bastard!
(SFX-budget-busting sword fight ensures complete with bullet-time, Jet Li-esque/Tony Hawk-like acrobatic moves)
Sephiroth: My, what a big sword you have!
Cloud: It's not the size, it's how you use it! (/cheeses)
Sephiroth: I think I love you baby
Cloud: I think I love you too...
I'm here to save you girl,
Come be in Shady's world,
I wanna grow together,
Let's let our love unfurl.
You know you want me baby,
You know I want you too,
They call me Superman,
I'm here to rescue you,
I wanna save you girl,
come be in Shady's world...
Sephiroth: Oh boy you drive me crazy...
And then, Unless the mad ravings of the fangirl suggest that she's also a fan of Eminem and through the Laws of Pepper Jack Cheese, Sephiroth is won over to Cloud by his amazing rendition of "Superman".