Lastly, to the guy who doesn't always get it: I know full well that you're fapping on the other side of the chat window. It's okay. So am I. But I don't need to hear about it. I like writing with you, because you spell well, your characters are interesting, and damn but you're willing to go a long way for leadup to sex-- which I like, because as much as I like the random smut, I like my porn with a plot ten times better.
This does not mean I need to read, in the middle of one of the most erotic things I've ever read, "one sec, need tissues", "oops, got some on the monitor", or "omfg brb, accidently shot my load on the cat".
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