And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen (_redpanda_) wrote in metaquotes,
And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen

Okay, I've been in the office since about 8:30 a.m. and have barely worked. Instead, I've been doing something important - decorating my container of raisins.

Hear me out.

I like raisins. So I bought one of those containers. I sat it down on my desk, but it was annoying me. That stupid sunbonneted girl just grinning at me like, "You bought raisins? Nobody likes raisins! I'm on the stupid container and I don't like raisins!"

She had to go.

Some constructive time on Google and some tape and scissors later, I now have a decorative Gamera container with his turtleness and a message on the back stating, "Gamera demands your instant death...and raisins!"

Gamera likes raisins. Gamera is my friend.

-- mice

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