duia: Someone tell them that there's an Arab who left a bag unattended.
irish_cocktail: it was you, wasn't it?
stfu cracker. I'll crash my car into your double-wide, you infidel. While you're watching Nascar, too.
irish_cocktail: DON'T MAKE ME OPEN UP A CAN OF REDNECK WUPASS ON YO BROWN SELF, GIRL. I'LL FUCK YOUR CAMEL UP.
CUZ I WILL.
duia: I WILL SMITE YOU IN THE NAME OF ALLAH, WESTERNER. SEE IF I WON'T.
WE DON'T HAVE CANS IN THE DESERT I COME FROM. WE KEEP OUR LIQUIDS IN A HARVESTED GOAT'S KIDNEY. BUT I WILL CRACK THAT OPEN AND VERILY RAIN DOWN SOME A-RAB ASSWHUPPIN UPON THEE.
And then I'll fuck your mom. Because I'm part American and I gotta represent for both sides of the family, wot.
draconigena613: Is a harvested goat's kidney of asswhuppin available in specialty stores?
In other news, I have to go dig out another keyboard and make sure all the keys work, 'cause this one is giving an excellent New Orleans imitation.