Ali (dawning_star) wrote in metaquotes,
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tviokh is, shall we say, pessimistic:

AP: Huge oil spill spotted near storage tanks on Mississippi River downstream from New Orleans, state officials say.

Oh good.

What else could possibly go wrong down there?
OH! I know, nuclear waste could start leaking!
Someone could bomb the place!
The ground could open up and swallow everything!
A big earthquake with a following tsunami maybe?
Snakes in the chemical soup water could mutate into giant, angry snakes that like to eat busses full of people.
Godzilla could visit.
Dubya could make it out without being attacked by criminals

Oh, and locusts.
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