bartholomew mashingspoon (black_amnesiac) wrote in metaquotes,
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adrateia in a locked post, regarding an idea for a commercial to sell prostate cancer to kids. Brilliance.



It's a bit of a rough plan, but you get the idea.

Man: "Hurry up kids, and get your prostate cancer while it lasts!"
Children: "Hooray! Cancer!"
Man: "Now remember kids - cancer isn't just for christmas. It's for LIFE!"
Little Timmy: "So it's like having Christmas every day!"
Man: "That's right, Timmy."
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