Jonn Wood: Defective human, return to factory (mcity) wrote in metaquotes,
Jonn Wood: Defective human, return to factory

celleri_kun, in response to a Mary Sue profile that was linked at bad_rpers_suck//

I bet she farts star-shaped rainbows and shits rhinestones.

You know, when I read these things, I just see a huge, neon-pink vagina flying around like a butterfly made of ham, sprinking rainbow-colored pixie dust and occasionally menstruating one drop at a time in the form of 'blood tears'.

Fair warnig: This profile makes Natasha Bedingford's "These Words" look like an Evanescence single. It's that cutesy-sweet.

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