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I was searching for something on the internet when I found this puppet thing and it so turned out it was from a live journal. I thought 'why not check it out?' so I did and I'm very glad. Here is just a little gem.

trapezzoid spoils the half blood prince

"The new Harry Potter book is coming out really soon!

...for you guys.

See, my older sister works at the bookstore... yes, that's right. Sneaky sneaky.

Allow me to spoil the book for all of you:

THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE IS NONE OTHER THAN DUDLEY

HERMIONE LEARNS KARATE

RON CONTRACTS HERPES

THE NEW MINISTER OF MAGIC IS TONY BLAIR

VOLDEMORT DIES OF OLD AGE, PEACEFULLY IN HIS SLEEP

HARRY'S PARENTS ARE REVEALED TO HAVE BEEN SCIENTOLOGISTS

SNAPE HAS RHYTHM

MR. AND MRS. WEASLEY START SEEING OTHER PEOPLE

DUMBLEDORE LOSES HIS LEGS AND NEEDS A WHEELCHAIR

HOGWARTS EXPLODES

J.K. ROWLING HERSELF APPEARS AS A CHARACTER AND DEFLOWERS HARRY

THE NINTH CHAPTER OF THE BOOK IS "BOY MEETS WORLD" FANFICTION AND DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HARRY POTTER

SIRIUS BLACK IS THE NEW DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS TEACHER

HAGRID POOPS OUT GIMLI

THE SCHOOL IS VISITED BY A D.A.R.E. SPOKESMAN WHO TEACHES THEM NOT TO USE DRUGS

NEVILLE MAKES A COCOON AND COMES OUT AS A BUTTERFLY AT THE END OF THE YEAR

HARRY AND DRACO ARE THE SAME PERSON"
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