Interfering, dried-up old busybodies get their knickers in a twist over a quote on a Starbucks' cup.
The Concerned Women for America need to buy a vibrator, get a fucking job or a serious hobby, and stop sticking their fucking noses into everyone's business. I mean, SERIOUSLY. "Oh no! Gay ninjas are infiltrating the country through the clever use of literature on coffee cups!!" GAWD. How far gone do you have to be to not realize how IDIOTIC AND INSANE that sounds?
Personally, I've never once read a single one of those quotes. I know they're there, but they're always covered by the cardboard sleeve that prevents you from getting a heat rash while you hold your coffee. Those quotes could be urging me to worship Satan and bathe in infants' blood and I'd have no idea.