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How to dye your hair, a too-funny-to-pick-a-single-bit instructional manual from alienfox.

"Not-so-easy Preparation

Put on the crap gloves we have provided and unscrew the Color Activating Cream (marked container A), then open the Colour Formula (also marked Container A).

Carefully replace the cap of whichever "Container A" you have opted to use and shake wildly, ejecting golfball-sized blobs of protoplasmic hair dye onto the ceiling. Continue this process until the mixture is the colour of urine."
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