from ursulav regarding recent dental work:
I knew it was a bad sign when the nurse leaned over and said "Honey, y'all evah had kids?"
"...gnofb?" I said.
"'Cos this is gonna feel like yo' gums just had a baby."
"..eepfb..!"found here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/ursulav/377084.html