Note: If there is actually anybody named Xillendria Ravyn out there, I'm sorry if I offended you. And I extend my sympathies, I really do. The same goes for any blonde blue-eyed fair-skinned ethnic Chinese with a passion for Shintoism. Also, I was not just suggesting that lesbians are five-armed were-mooses, nor that they are Scottish.
I was quite pleased to discover that beyond the lj-cut lay further amusement, but that disclaimer had me rolling in the proverbial metaphorical aisles.