Victor Stillwater (i_am_stillwater) wrote in metaquotes,
Victor Stillwater
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One line that just sounds really cool in any foreign language action movie.

teh_oregano writes to customers_suck about what happens one day ath the movies when people think they can make fun of you in their own language.

Bitch Woman: (suddenly able to speak English again! Wow!) Sell me the tickets already.
Me: No.
Asshole Man: YOU HAVE TO!
Me: No. We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. I'm refusing services to you. If you don't leave, I'm going to call security and have them haul you out.
BW: How dare you?
Me: Hablo espanol, bitch.

heehee... emphasis mine. I just love the line. Context can be found here with the whole story being great!
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