Fuckin' dead people! (doubtful_salmon) wrote in metaquotes,
Fuckin' dead people!

I have met someone I am utterly taken with! I did not think such a dapper gentleman could be found amid a sea of lecherous creatures. Is it entirely wrong to fancy a skeleton named Jack, who prances and frolics about in a pinstriped suit, singing in quite a voice, dark a brooding in demeanor? Jack Skellington gets my panties in a knot let me tell you. I’m all hot and bothered for his snowball-esque head, his spider like arms and legs, and oh, that smile! I swoon for thee. You repeatedly ask, dear Jack, "What’s this?" I tell you, sir, it is true love!


Because we all know it's true.

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