Kate the Short (kateshort) wrote in metaquotes,
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Snakes on a Plane!

The ever-amusing jim_smith shares his predicted version of the preview trailer for the new Samuel L. Jackson movie. The below is merely a teaser.



SAMUEL L. JACKSON: Mayday, Mayday, is anyone listening?

CHINESE AIRPORT TOWER GUY: Please give us your position and altitude...

SAMUEL L. JACKSON: The captain and co-pilot are dead! Somebody let loose a bunch of snakes!

CHINESE AIRPORT TOWER GUY: Say what now?

SAMUEL L. JACKSON: There's snakes on this damn plane!

[Soundtrack starts playing that annoying "Hey man nice shot" song that's in every damn trailer now.]

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