SAMUEL L. JACKSON: Mayday, Mayday, is anyone listening?
CHINESE AIRPORT TOWER GUY: Please give us your position and altitude...
SAMUEL L. JACKSON: The captain and co-pilot are dead! Somebody let loose a bunch of snakes!
CHINESE AIRPORT TOWER GUY: Say what now?
SAMUEL L. JACKSON: There's snakes on this damn plane!
[Soundtrack starts playing that annoying "Hey man nice shot" song that's in every damn trailer now.]