M-A: I see. I think, Charlene, that we should really consult the cards on this one.
M-A: Yes, the Tarot cards.
CHARLENE: Oh, I can't do that. I been saved by Jesus.
M-A: Oh, it's perfectly fine. These are Jesus Tarot cards.
M-A: The Beatitude Deck. Jesus approved.
CHARLENE: That in the Bible?
M-A: Sure is. The Gospel of Enoch. Chapter 22, verse 15.
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