Invading a personal space near you (blunder_buss) wrote in metaquotes,
Invading a personal space near you
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ginmar is having one of those days ...


Scary old bat to me: "Pray to Jesus to make you feel better."

Me, brightly: "How about I sacrifice virgins to Cthulu instead?"



And ...


Do you ever find yourself humming the theme song to Jaws when you look out your window at your back yard?

Okay, just me then.

[snip]

I tossed out peanuts for the squirrels the other day, and I could swear I heard "YIPPEE!" from the foliage before all the leaves started shaking and then I found myself looking at these gray things that were bobbing up and disappearing amongst the untamed weeds.

Bob.

Da DUM.

Bob.

Da DUM.

"YIPPEE! Peanuts! It's party time, Martha!"



That amuses and disturbs me in amazing new ways. The whole post is hilarious, so go now!

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