The Ronin Esper (cmzero) wrote in metaquotes,
The Ronin Esper
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Another metaquotes/mock_the_stupid crossover, because YOU asked for it!

Evidently someone's failing to understand the purpose of the backup sensor.

Someone comes up with a suggestion :

timotheophany: He's suggesting an engineering adaption for idiotic customers.

Instead of "BEEP BEEP BEEP" they need to hear "YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIT SOMETHING WITH THE CAR, YOU FUCKING RETARD!"

arctangent: By the time it got done with that sentence they'd already have crunched the other person's car.

Be nice to hear the "YOU FUCKING RETARD!" just as the coiled wreckage emerges from under your front bumper.
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