L.A. (frenchroast) wrote in metaquotes,
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cmer posts an insanely hilarious list of HP fanfic summaries here. Check out the whole post, it's hilarious.

"Ginny starts a Hogwarts News Paper. It seem's like a good idea at first but she never heard the saying Cruisty killed the cat. One person can save her from the most unhumman doom but will he?"

"Harry, pregnant, dying, encounters one of his ancestors."

"Rated R for the obvious reasons. Featuring Snape. Do not read if you are offended by such things."

More (w/ profanity) under the

"Everyone fucks in the highlands, everyone's hot in the highlands, wolf fucks dog in the highlands, Dumbledore fucks no Americans!"

"Hermione-the half-breed of heaven; Draco-last seraphpent on earth. Hell wants him, Heaven needs him, earth won't accept him. But they must, in order to exist..."

"I don't know what this is about, read it, cos I'm pretty."

"I had to write a story for two different graphs in math class, and this is what I came up with."

"In an AU exists the Slyth. Harry Potter, in another is Gryff. Harry Potter. When the gaps in one person become too large, what does fate do?"

"In this tragic song-fic based off the Elton John song "Candle in the Wind", Oliver Wood mourns the loss of his one true love while pondering the worth of fame. This story will bring you to tears and move you in a way that very few fics ever will."
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