ed_dirt: "...if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it."
Ok. I guess that means take him out to lunch.
flemco: Today I assassinated my facial hair with a razor, then assassinated some dirty dishes in the kitchen and assassinated my socks and shoes so Mel and I can go assassinate some lunch.
See? It means so many things! Assassinate is the new Smurf!