"PAY. YOUR. BILL.
Seriously, in what universe does travel magically absolve you from any fiscal responsibility whatsoever???
...Oh, right. Yours. Where happy yellow men in purple jump suits roam free amongst the gumdrop mountains, and where Cop Rock is still on the air 24/7."
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