"An Israeli woman said on NBC Nightly News tonight that settlers in Gaza should stay and fight their own army because God told them not to give up the land.
President Bush says God favored him to be the president.
Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell apparently have routine conversations with God, who usually tells them that gays and independent women are incredibly dangerous; more so than, say, religious intolerance.
Anti-abortion radicals who blow up abortion clinics say God told them to do it.
Did God just give up speaking to sane people, or what? Are Nobel laureates too hard to reach? Does He get put on hold or something? I'd really like to know."