They're making a film about King Arthur. Yay!
There's no singing or Richard Harris in it. Boo!
But Ioan Gruffudd and Hugh Dancy will be in it, and they are hot. Yay!
But Keira Knightley's in it too. Boo!
But she probably won't display any wildly implausible nautical knowledge in a film about knights. Yay!
But she'll probably be irritating in the manner of most Guineveres. Boo!
I looked at pictures of the guy playing Arthur, Clive Owen, and he's not bad. Yay!
Oh, God, I bet Keira will have her mouth open the entire movie again. Boo.
I'm probably overreacting. Yay?
HEY, WHY DOES GUINEVERE HAVE A BOW AND ARROW? BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Vanessa Redgrave never shot arrows around whilst wearing leather underwear.