Dina Clare (lintilla) wrote in metaquotes,
Dina Clare
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pyrotech_c3h8 is my kind of asshole.

Some day, when I have a kid, and they are in need of some encouragement, they are going to ask me what the greatest thing I ever did was.

Most parents would say something like “Son, and/or daughter, I have done many things in my life, but the thing I am proudest of is YOU.” And then everybody hugs.

Not me. I’m going to tell it like it is.

“Kid, you’re ok and all, but this one time I poured a big ass bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and instead of milk, I used Cream Soda, then I poured exactly one metric assload of sugar on that and ate it like a vagina connoisseur at an open legs convention. THAT was the best thing I ever did. Now spend the rest of your life trying to live up to that.”

Full post has teh funney.
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