acetal: I saw the cutest thing the other day. Little shoes for a two-year-old that squeak when they walk. Lets you know they're getting away. Quite possibly maddening though.crantz: "freeedo--*squeaksqueaksqueak* GODDAMNIT" "Aww! Mummy's little baby was going for a little runny!" "AWAY, WOMAN"acetal: I also wear only black socks.crantz: obviously I must seduce you now.acetal: When I say that, I mean that those are the only type of socks I wear, not that I only wear black socks.crantz: you always crush my fantasieslemaineac: I have shoes. A pair of shoes, in fact. I wear them when I go outside.The left one is normal.
The right one always squeaks.
I've had them for three years now.
It's not cool when everything is all SHH QUIET and then people hear SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK and I have to pretend that no, that isn't MY shoe that's squeaking, it's your fucking imagination you bitches, now get back to work :D
