I want to know what this 'gay agenda' is. Is there something I should know? Apparently, there's some secret gay cabal trying to take over the world or something. I'm not sure why. But that's the plan, and the first step is to ask people not to beat them to death in the street. That's why, if you see someone in the street, anyone, you should hit them. Just in case they are a member of some non-visible minority group planning to take over the world. Because you never can tell.