And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen (_redpanda_) wrote in metaquotes,
And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen

saw Pirates again. there is no measurement known to humankind that could possibly come close to describing the amount of sex I want to have with Johnny Depp. none.

-- cheeriomonkey

Goddamnit, why is it so hard to find Mean!Sex fics these days? I'm sick and bloody tired of two-hearts-beating-as-one, logical-progression-of-mutually-deep-feelings fic. I don't want any more gazing-into-each-other's-eyes-as-our-souls-entwine sex, I want Revenge!Sex. I'm-on-the-rebound-you're-meaningless!Sex. I'm-doing-this-to-fuck-you-UP!Sex. Dirty, nasty, rough, uncaring sex, possibly with a dash of spit and humiliation thrown in.

It never used to be this hard to find when I was still in X-Files, damn it. Krycek could deliver on a brief like that.

-- hisgreyeyes

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