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wizziwig wrote in metaquotes
I just saw a program on TV about the best movie cars of all time. They were
talking about the Plymouth in Christine and asking if cars have souls.

I
believe they do. For example, BMWs usually have arse-souls. Behind the wheel.


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arse-soul -> arsehole -> asshole; bmws usually have assholes behind the wheel.

Arse-souls is really hard to pronounce.

x.x

ROFL!

;_; but BMWs are so pretty!

Re: Get thee to a punnery!

love the icon!

Re: Get thee to a punnery!

Yaye ^_^

I second katzies's comment, and also add a joke I heard but don't necessarily agree with:

What the difference between BMWs and porcupines? Porcupines have the pricks on the INSIDE.

ha!

...um, don't you mean BMWs have pricks on the inside?

HAHAHA! Wow, I wasn't paying attention. Jesus...sorry. Yeah. What you said.

Actually, the first porcupines evolved that way. But they didn't really stick around. Mainly because of all the sticking.

o/ -with a cat if you watch for the claws, but the hedgehog- o/

It's important to note that the quills on a porcupine can be removed, unlike those of the hedgehog.

*nods sagely* The hedgehog really is more fortunate than every other animal.

Just for the record, this comment was the last push I needed to make this icon.

Ganking with credit is OK, in case anyone asks.

My favorite 'machines have souls' bit.

Lister and Rimmer live on a starship in the future if you need context for this sort of thing... It's Red Dwarf if you need more.

LISTER: ...Sometimes i think it's cruel giving machines a personality. My mate Petersen once brought a pair of shoes with artificial intelligence. Smart Shoes, they were called. It was a neat idea. No matter how blind drunk you were, they would always get you home. Then he got ratted one night in Oslo, and woke up the next morning in Burma. See, the shoes got bored just going from his local to the flat. They wanted to see the world, man, y'know? He had a helluva job getting rid of them. No matter who he sold them to, they'd show up again the next day! He tried to shut them out, but they just kicked the door down, y'know?

RIMMER: Is this true?

LISTER: Yeah! Last thing he heard, they'd sort of, erm, robbed a car and drove it into a canal. They couldn't steer, y'see.

RIMMER: Really?!

LISTER: Yeah. Petersen was really, really blown away by it. He went to see a priest. The priest told him, he said, it was alright, and all that, and the shoes were happy, and they'd gone to heaven. Y'see... it turns out shoes have soles.

Re: My favorite 'machines have souls' bit.

hahaha!!!!

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