... I really wish I'd heard all of the conversation here. Still, I'll give you the portion I overheard. Because it made me laugh my arse off.
The players: Three teenage boys (probably 17 or 18).
The scene: The other end of the aisle I'm in.
Boy 1: "... (where I tuned in) yeah, I heard about that, too. I don't know why he's even going to bother."
Boy 2: "It'd be a Phallic victory."
Boy 1: "::snickers::"
Boy 3: "It's PYRRHIC victory, dumbass."
Boy 2: "::completely unaware of the funny he's made:: Um ... then what's a Phallic victory?"
Boy 3: "Something you'll never know."
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