damsel madness (holy_whatever) wrote in metaquotes,
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The wonderful maggiebloome in the proverbial treasure trove of quotable material, angryletters, has this to say to one Mr. Johnny Depp....


Dear Johnny Depp,

Please refrain from playing asexual characters in movies. You're making the fangirls moronic more moronic more obviously moronic. They want to Sue write a fanfic so they their character can screw you your character, and you could make the fanfiction substantially more plausible if you'd just play more sluts. Please. For the good of the internets!

-Maggie
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