"whey" is pronounced "way", not "whee". Little Miss Muffet did not eat curds and "whee".
This spawned a number of amusing comments which I couldn't choose between, thus are listed below:
wynnen Curds and whee! Tee-hee! To funny. Sounds like a guy with a yeast infection.
makarov curds and WHEE are best eaten during periods of gonads & strife
Me: Heh, you just know Miss Muffet was a stoner. She ate some "curds" and then... "Wheeeee!"
icewyche Which explains why she saw giant spiders. :-D
The thread contains a number of other amusing comments about the confusion of prostate with prostrate, but, but - WHEEE!