Tawdry Tales (sordid_stories) wrote in metaquotes,
Tawdry Tales

Over in bad_sex, scarlettcross has an interesting tale that leads to...

"Well... long story short, upon leaving I find out that my husband not only knew the guy, but apparently he was a higher ranking official in the navy from my husband's ship. They run into each other all the time, and he has to salute him. Hahaaahaaaaaaaa I imagine the dialogue is like this...

"Good evening master chief!" =
"I know you masterbate in weird little viewing rooms!"
"...Petty officer." = "How were those anal beads?""

...Well, I was amused at any rate. :D
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