"Well... long story short, upon leaving I find out that my husband not only knew the guy, but apparently he was a higher ranking official in the navy from my husband's ship. They run into each other all the time, and he has to salute him. Hahaaahaaaaaaaa I imagine the dialogue is like this...
"Good evening master chief!" = "I know you masterbate in weird little viewing rooms!"
"...Petty officer." = "How were those anal beads?""
...Well, I was amused at any rate. :D