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Customers Suck!

These fine gems come from a post by eimran about her day at work and the idiot customers she has put up with.

http://www.livejournal.com/~eimran/958242.html

Today was punctuated by assholes. Not since reading Vonnegut's Breakfast of Champions have I seen more blatant images of puckered and smelly atrocities...

...I yelled at this man. Not in a SCREAMY SORT OF BELLOWING manner... no. I reprimanded him as one would a dog for peeing on the floor. ...

...This little gem comes straight from the bull's bowels, really. I remember the man, I remember the day. I may have written about this total rubbery-fleshed cock-monger. ...

Oh just go read the whole post, it's great.
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