"two viruses that have tried to penetrate (how apt) my firewall today: "deep throat trojan horse", and a "back orifice trojan horse." lauren is seriously considering writing virus slash. desperate measures are necessary. (omg viruses r so gay!1)"
"mum: [peering at alyson hannigan/alexis denisof wedding pictures over my shoulder] aw! who got married?
chris: oh... willow and alexis. can't remember her real name.
mum: i thought willow was her real name?
ladies and gentlemen, my mother. the only person in the world who thought buffy the vampire slayer was a docusoap."