fleurdelista: That random battle with Denmark just cracks me up. I want a godforsaken rock just so I can spark a fight between two nominally peaceful countries.
mencc1701: We thought that we'd struck a deciding blow by opening a Tim Hortons, and beginning to open the proceedings to have the Florida Panthers moved to Hans Island, but our war canoes filled with donuts were stopped short by the blockade of Viking longships. Such is life.
*shrugs* It amused me.